What is the worst amusement park you know? There are many strong contenders out there, but to me there’s no real competition. The Beijing Shijingshan Amusement Park in China’s capital puts every rusty Eastern European ancient carousel collection to shame. I’ll show you why.
The current slogan of this park is “Happy, Healthy and High”. It would fit a drug and crossfit addict well, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the target demographic of the park. Their previous slogan was better, though; “Disney is too far to go, please come to Shijingshan!” Following lawsuits from Disney, that slogan sadly was retired. But it still looms in the background, as we shall see.